Well, my scale and I had a huge fight. It was about someone tall and dark.
Well, I cheated on my scale. I know, I know. I’m a weight loss slut. You don’t have to tell me. We were getting along great until Saturday night and I decided to go out and meet someone else at a dance club. He was tall, dark and pretty cold to the touch. I can’t remember everything about that night but I think his name was Bud something. Let me think (tapping my head as I ponder). Bud Light! That’s his name. I met him and a few of his friends. Well, I don’t want to see him again or his friends for a long while. He made me feel so good though and made me feel like I could be a dancer on Dancing With the Stars! I’m not sure everyone else that was there watching me will agree but who cares. I was working it! Anyway, I’m cutting him and his friends out until I reach my goals again. The scale was mad at me but he still let me see a one pound loss. He threw me a bone I guess and I’ll take it. At least he didn’t quit speaking to me all together!
Let’s have a great week Buddyslimmers! Monday is a great place to press the restart button! And heaven’s knows I’ve pressed it time and time again!
That is too too funny WW. Yeah stay away from that stuff..it is a killer….
you did good at least you didn’t dance with his old granddad “Jim Beam”.
Whore!
JUST KIDDING!!!!
At least you still had a loss! Now, stay away from the beer. If I were your scale, I’d say SEE YA LATER!
If it makes you feel any better, I had an encounter with his cousin Miller…He wasnt all he was cracked up to be!!! He left me miserable the next day…Damn him…
Too funny!!!!
Everyone needs a date sometimes. AND getting your groove on out on the dance floor helped burn some of those extra calories!! (I’m just trying to justify it cuz I have a date with a cool Coors Light on Friday Night.) I don’t even want to think about how hard I am going to have to work this week and weekend to make up for it. UGH!
No cheating on poor Mr. Scale!
I don’t know about anyone else, but being a refined carb and sugar addict, I have found that drinking beer, even just a couple, will make me crave sugar and breads the next day. I guess its because of the sugar in the alcohol.
It’s nice that Mr. Scale was so forgiving. You think he can come over and talk to MY scale? lol
Hugggggggggggs,
Shan
You should try my man out Mr Bacardi with diet coke. He will give it to you good with no carbs. I mean real good. lol
You gotta leave Mr Bud alone he is no good for ya!
I love this! Thankfully, I have never had a problem with Mr. Bud Light or any of his relatives but I know a few that have. Be good to your scale and he will be good to you. Have a great week.
I loved your blog. At least you still had a loss. Every once in awhile I have a date to with Mick. (Michelobe Ultra, no carbs).
Have a good one!
Press that restart button and let’s see some of those Bud-inspired moves.
Damn Bud to hell!!
I need to cut out the ol’ Captain, he seduces me and then I pay for it the whole next day!!
So here’s to cutting out(em, or cutting down) on those bad boys and getting to hotness with out them!!
Hope you’re well otherwise!! lol
LOL. Where are the pics from this date??? Beep. Restart set.
Lmao! You crack me up!! Ok now enough of that cheating!! I’m gonna have to get out my cattle prod out! hehe
Have a great one!
Now the scale hasn’t made a pass at you, has he??? As long as he treats you right, that is all that matters
lol. YOu stories are always so cute.
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
You crack me up woman! But like good ol Clinton says ” I did not have sexual realtions with that woman”… oral doesnt count….hahahah
I like that one Jessica!
Hey girl!
It’ll be okay! We all have our up days and down days. At least you have the great ability to face each problem with a great sense of humor… you never seem to let it get you too down!
And that’s great!
Thank goodness for your wit and sense of humor..you probably danced off any Bud you drank anyway
LOL!! Love your blogs!! You’ll do great this week. I’m right there with you on pressing the restart button!!
Hey there. I am new to this web site. Still trying to find my way around. Read a few of your posts and enjoyed them. Look forward to reading more and hopefully share a few success stories with you as well. Congratulations on where you have come from. Have a great week.
LMAO you are too much! I am so glad I never liked the taste of beer. I am more of a fruity drink kinda girl. Alas we dont meet anymore..too much for me right now. LOL
That was good ! Heheheee! I know he will forgive you mine always does ! Hey, he even gave you a small smooch to prove it(I mean a loss) !You can do it ! Kimmi
