It’s my Sweet 16!
I lost 3 pounds this last week and I am 16 pounds lighter in total. It has taken me 5 weeks to get here but I’m here!
rn
So, let’s throw a party!
Someone can bring the booze
, someone bring those pretty little finger sandwiches and you for sure gotta have the meat and cheese plate. And, someone bring the Nacho Cheese in the crockpot! Yea, the same crockpot where the cheese will get real hard later and it will take an hour just to clean that pot
. And everyone get real dressed up but don’t look better than me because it’s my party!
rn
And, yes, hire a male stripper if you want (I know I want
). So, I think we have everything. Too bad I can’t eat none of it because I’m trying to lose weight! How dare ya’ll not bring anything healthy to this party! Are ya’ll trying to sabotage me? Get out. Everyone get out. And whoever brought the crockpot, take that with you as you leave.
rn


Congrats! Sweet 16!!
Oh! I see how it is then gimme my crock pot! Come on Male Stripper! You’re comming with me! Just kidding, you can keep the crock pot!
GREAT JOB ~ WONDER WOMAN!!
Everyone get out? But I’m bringing the stripper! I’ll get my buddy Mike to do it

Seriously, I am sooooooo proud of you!!!
Hey do I have to leave??? I brought the FIVE male strippers all wearing red!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!! 
How about male strippers carrying salads (without dressings or hidden calories?)
Fantastic work Wonder Women
HAPPY SWEET 16!!! Awesome job!! I guess I have a little catching up to do, eh??
And I brought a veggie plate with low fat dip, so I’m freakin staying!!! Spreadin a little dip on the stripper too. You know what I’m doing from there. ~SLURP~
I need a man……I have no shame. Yeah, I do. ~sigh~ Just shut up, Janis.
See what ya did? Congrats again, and hopefully you’ll be at my Sweet 16 next week!!!! Peace Out, Captain O My Captain!
Janis
CONGRATULATIONS!!
A party sounds perfect! And 16 pounds in 5 weeks is just AWESOME! Thanks for the inspiration!
Girl, you’re a trip!
You nut!!! Congrats on the loss!
hehe I’ll bring the male stripper.
CONGRATS on reaching 16 gone!
Congratulations! Great job, you should be very proud of yourself.
You are hilarious!! Congrats on the loss. You are a super rock star!!!